Christopher Futral

Musician Summary

  • Instrumentation: Percussion
  • Member Since: 03/2010

Born in the faraway hills of northern Georgia, Christopher found his talent for banging on things at a very young age. Frequently found drumming for belly dancers and burlesque beauties, it’s not unheard of for him to don his own pair of pasties and a feathered boa to join the girls on stage under the pseudonym Seymour Butts. It’s easy to see why he is the “Class Clown” of Juana Ghani, with his ongoing saga of romantic miscommunications, failed attempts to start his own cult and frequent unintended stage diving incidents. His hobbies include, but are not limited to: illegal back alley baptisms, underground slot car racing, unsanctioned speed crochet competitions, competitive cheese ball making, amateur Go Fish tournaments, and roadkill taxidermy. (His taxidermy can be seen on display and is for sale at various truck stops in Georgia and Tennessee along the I-75 and the US Highway 41 corridor, under the pseudonym Christopher Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt III, Esq.)

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